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Kirk and Spock
Safety First aka the infamous Neuron Cream incident

To be updated with more stuff later. Everyone should watch the Neuron Cream incident.
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Who's a spaceship captain with hundreds of people to take care of and sits alone? THIS GUY.
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And Kirk continues to be the most expensive whore.
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Recent interview with with Alex Kurtzman, Roberto Orci and Damon Lindelof for Star Trek

Most hilarious part:

This first movie is just a love story between Spock and Kirk. It has all the beats of a romantic comedy where they meet, they don’t get along, they totally hate each other, and then they get into a situation where they kind of need each other, and by the end Spock walks onto the bridge and he’s like, ‘Let’s fuck!’” --Damon Lindelof

lulz


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Kyaa book series kyaa.

They're not canon, but I hear they're good fun to read? WHATEVERS MAN it's not like Trek doesn't sap my money anyway.
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KIRK
   (closer still)
   You must not feel anything! It must not even compute for you! You must not have loved her at all—!

   WHAM! — SPOCK HAS JUST HIT KIRK — and Kirk goes to hit back, but Spock FUCKING DELIVERS A SERIES OF POWERFUL BLOWS — Security stand back as the Captain attacks…

   And Spock is now fucking CHOKING Kirk — HE SLAMS KIRK AGAINST THE WALL — SPOCK’S CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF HIM —


Also the abridged Shatner scene with Arisugawa Spock.
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I will eventually put up relevant bits from the novel but right now I just want to highlight these two parts.

"
Hey. You mind your manners."

Turning, a smiling Kirk reached out and clapped a friendly hand on the cadet's shoulder. He had to reach up to do so. "At east, cupcake. I didn't touch and I didn't say anything weal bad. It was a wink." He batted his eyes. "Or are you just jealous I didn't wink at
you?"

AND

Uhura - "You know he's been through half the cadet corps since he got here? There are rumous not all of them are humanoid."
Kirk - "They were all humanoid. I think."
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I WAS COERCED INTO POSTING THIS!!! just saying. damn you toph and ex-frau

Who is gay for me? Player-wise, really (I play Oz, Haruka, Dean, Casshern, Yui, Tokage, Leto, Merlin, Kirk, Yuri, Haruki, George)
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The secret word is pineappple )

Best quote though: He shares what most villains want which is to kill Kirk or Spock. Wouldn't it be great if we had a villain who said, "I want to kill Sulu"?
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