The Heart of the Enterprise

Kirk and Spock
Safety First aka the infamous Neuron Cream incident

To be updated with more stuff later. Everyone should watch the Neuron Cream incident.

[sometime after Kirk stunned Spock and is currently lugging him back to his room, muttering to himself]

See, this would be a great Captain's Log. Stardate who knows, I have just been subjected to the worst pickup lines in my entire life and I've been traumatized by Vulcan smiling. .. .Yeah, they'd love that.

[and unceremoniously dumps Spock on the bed]

47 As a 1930s husband, I am Average Take the test!

I took this quiz with the assumption Spock is Jim's wife. It worked out pretty well!

Spork! An Erotic Love Story (Edited Together From The Star Trek Audio Book) from cirrocumulus on Vimeo.

I saaw this yesterday and died a little. IT'S EVEN BETTER IF YOU'VE HEARD THE ACTUAL AUDIOBOOK.

< Kirk > You're all ganging up on me.
< Kirk > All we need is mccoy and I'm whipped
< Spock > yes. it wouldn't be a bad idea
< Kirk > ...
< Kirk > YOU SUCK
< Spock > I DO NOT
< Kirk > DO TOO
< Spock > I DO NOOT
< Kirk > DO TOOOOO
< Spock > DO NOT
< Kirk > DO TOO
< Spock > DO NOOOT
< Kirk > DO TOOOOOOO
< Kirk > god, I should post this on Kirk's journal
< Spock > . . .
< Kirk > a daily look into how spock and kirk function
< Spock > we're so mature
< Kirk > totally