The Heart of the Enterprise

Kirk and Spock
Safety First aka the infamous Neuron Cream incident

To be updated with more stuff later. Everyone should watch the Neuron Cream incident.

Transcripts from an interview. Answered by Chris Pine!

CHRIS PINE ON JIM KIRK IN THE 2009 FILM: He’s young. He’s impulsive. He trusts his gut. He listens to his heart. He follows his passions, whichever way they throw him. He’s a man of the flesh, I think—his mind goes along with whatever his beating heart is telling him to move toward. That was a lot of fun to play in the first movie—the guy in the bar who’s drunk and hits on a woman and gets in a fight. That kind of microcosm—that’s the man.

ON WHAT’S CHANGED FOR CAPTAIN KIRK: Coming into the second film, I don’t know how self-aware Jim Kirk is of his own faults. I think he leads with his bravado and thinks he’s just that—just brawn and strength and courage and decisiveness. John Harrison, our bad guy, it’s like he puts up a huge mirror and Kirk finally has to slow down for a minute and look at all that he thinks are his strengths. I think he sees in those strengths a lot of cracks in his armor. He’s brought to his knees, and becomes very vulnerable, very, very insecure and questioning. It’s like he has a mini-—not a mini, a major existential crisis in the midst of a major, world-ending crisis. I don’t know if that’s a sign of masculinity or that’s a sign of being human, of what it means to be human. Being human is being questioning and introspective, I think.

From here

 LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKING TRAILER

omg omg omg omg omg!!

Who's a spaceship captain with hundreds of people to take care of and sits alone? THIS GUY.

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And Kirk continues to be the most expensive whore.

Oz ... okay, I honestly don't know, he might go back home to see Alice, but Ada is here so ... debatable!

Dean is taking Ganymede back to SPN world to check up on Bobby and Cas as well as Apollo, that jerk!!

Tokage is going home to get canon-updated! I will write stuff on this later.

Leto is going home to touch his sister and her husband with joy :) Also settle his affairs at home, make a few galaxies miserable, the fun stuff.

Merlin will go wherever Arthur goes (BEST COPOUT ANSWER)

Kirk is going back to the Enterprise to cling to his shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip and then sex.

Yuri is going home with the Vesperia folks. I do approve of beach party antics!

Everyone else stays here. :P

(if you want to thread stuff out, USE THIS POST)

Kyaa book series kyaa.

They're not canon, but I hear they're good fun to read? WHATEVERS MAN it's not like Trek doesn't sap my money anyway.

KIRK
   (closer still)
   You must not feel anything! It must not even compute for you! You must not have loved her at all—!

   WHAM! — SPOCK HAS JUST HIT KIRK — and Kirk goes to hit back, but Spock FUCKING DELIVERS A SERIES OF POWERFUL BLOWS — Security stand back as the Captain attacks…

   And Spock is now fucking CHOKING Kirk — HE SLAMS KIRK AGAINST THE WALL — SPOCK’S CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF HIM —

Also the abridged Shatner scene with Arisugawa Spock.

Always to be taken with a grain of salt, but still interesting.

( You make a swell team )

Part Two will come whenever typing out extracts doesn't feel tedious.