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And Kirk continues to be the most expensive whore.
captainkink: (Now don't you tell me to smile)

Recent interview with with Alex Kurtzman, Roberto Orci and Damon Lindelof for Star Trek

Most hilarious part:

This first movie is just a love story between Spock and Kirk. It has all the beats of a romantic comedy where they meet, they don’t get along, they totally hate each other, and then they get into a situation where they kind of need each other, and by the end Spock walks onto the bridge and he’s like, ‘Let’s fuck!’” --Damon Lindelof

lulz


captainkink: (From the Hudson River)
Oz ... okay, I honestly don't know, he might go back home to see Alice, but Ada is here so ... debatable!

Dean is taking Ganymede back to SPN world to check up on Bobby and Cas as well as Apollo, that jerk!!

Tokage is going home to get canon-updated! I will write stuff on this later.

Leto is going home to touch his sister and her husband with joy :) Also settle his affairs at home, make a few galaxies miserable, the fun stuff.

Merlin will go wherever Arthur goes (BEST COPOUT ANSWER)

Kirk is going back to the Enterprise to cling to his shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip and then sex.

Yuri is going home with the Vesperia folks. I do approve of beach party antics!

Everyone else stays here. :P

(if you want to thread stuff out, USE THIS POST)

[OOC] SOB.

Dec. 31st, 2010 02:51 pm
captainkink: (When it comes to envy)
SEXY POLL )

I play too many hot people.
captainkink: (I'll make it worth your while)
Kyaa book series kyaa.

They're not canon, but I hear they're good fun to read? WHATEVERS MAN it's not like Trek doesn't sap my money anyway.
captainkink: (I am known to do the Wop)
Dear Santa,

Thanks so much for doing this ♥ I am super excited! I'm sure you'll do fabulously!! Oh, and if you have any questions, ask away! I am at your beck and call, love.

Love,
Timmy
captainkink: (Jazz and Awol)
KIRK
   (closer still)
   You must not feel anything! It must not even compute for you! You must not have loved her at all—!

   WHAM! — SPOCK HAS JUST HIT KIRK — and Kirk goes to hit back, but Spock FUCKING DELIVERS A SERIES OF POWERFUL BLOWS — Security stand back as the Captain attacks…

   And Spock is now fucking CHOKING Kirk — HE SLAMS KIRK AGAINST THE WALL — SPOCK’S CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF HIM —


Also the abridged Shatner scene with Arisugawa Spock.
captainkink: (Too sweet to be sour)
[sometime after Kirk stunned Spock and is currently lugging him back to his room, muttering to himself]

See, this would be a great Captain's Log. Stardate who knows, I have just been subjected to the worst pickup lines in my entire life and I've been traumatized by Vulcan smiling. .. .Yeah, they'd love that.

[and unceremoniously dumps Spock on the bed]
captainkink: (Jazz and Awol)
[If you're anywhere near Kirk's room, you might hear the loud shattering of glass and some violent cursing]

Fuck.
captainkink: (My beats is stock)
Always to be taken with a grain of salt, but still interesting.

You make a swell team )

Part Two will come whenever typing out extracts doesn't feel tedious.
captainkink: (Can't wind your body)
It's been a while since I did this! Plus Dean hit 25k SO.

Oz Vesalius | Haruka | Dean Winchester | Yui Ikari | Tokage | Leto Atreides the II | Merlin | James T. Kirk | Yuri Lowell | Koutake Haruki | George Sands | Hayate 

Frodo doesn't count unless YOU'RE DYING TO ASK???
captainkink: (Keep on rapping)
I will eventually put up relevant bits from the novel but right now I just want to highlight these two parts.

"
Hey. You mind your manners."

Turning, a smiling Kirk reached out and clapped a friendly hand on the cadet's shoulder. He had to reach up to do so. "At east, cupcake. I didn't touch and I didn't say anything weal bad. It was a wink." He batted his eyes. "Or are you just jealous I didn't wink at
you?"

AND

Uhura - "You know he's been through half the cadet corps since he got here? There are rumous not all of them are humanoid."
Kirk - "They were all humanoid. I think."
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[most birthdays are spent with aplomb and joy! Though, if you're looking for Kirk on his birthday, you might find him in the most unexpected place]

((journal post for kirk's birthday! because I can't bother to post this in CFUD. He's in the library and anyone is welcome to tag!))
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