[OOC] "Stay away from my nurses"

I will eventually put up relevant bits from the novel but right now I just want to highlight these two parts.

"Hey. You mind your manners."

Turning, a smiling Kirk reached out and clapped a friendly hand on the cadet's shoulder. He had to reach up to do so. "At east, cupcake. I didn't touch and I didn't say anything weal bad. It was a wink." He batted his eyes. "Or are you just jealous I didn't wink at you?"

AND

Uhura - "You know he's been through half the cadet corps since he got here? There are rumous not all of them are humanoid."
Kirk - "They were all humanoid. I think."