[OOC] VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION

[captainkink]

Since Bones and Kirk are having a bet and I find it funny...

WHO WOULD BREAK THE CAMP NO SEX RULE WITH KIRK?

Mostly, I'm looking for ~ze ladies~. And this has to be done in a week's time. Spock, don't reply.

Comments

[teawithmilf.livejournal.com]

Quite possibly.

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

... No, see, you look like his mom.

[thispersnickety.livejournal.com]

AFTER FIVE MINUTES OF DEBATE WITH MYSELF

yes, she would.

"but it's Captain Kirk!" outweighs any sense of moral indecency.

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

SCOOOOORE.

[itcamefromcamp.livejournal.com]

Watch a movie with Para-medic and she's yours.

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

Which movie though.

[schizoreality.livejournal.com]

If you paid Laura money she would — no that's awful pretend I didn't say that.

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

SADLY JIM HAS NO MONEY EVER.

Because Star Trek does not believe in money.

[ilikethemshort.livejournal.com]

. . .

... Man I wish I had a girl that would willingly break the camp rule.

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

Awww.

[experimental]

I play all boys, and the busty alien one doesn't like men (usually). :'(

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

I weep for you.

[bonestopick.livejournal.com]

I considered Brennan because sex is a normal way of life and why would this place limit so many people, when they undoubtedly want to engage in the act?

But I really can't see it.

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

... Yeah I kinda stopped short there.

[ovoretherainbow.livejournal.com]

...Ferdinand would willingly bottom if Kirk paid the slightest bit of complimentary attention to him. FAIL CHARACTER IS FAIL.

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

Kirk might do that more for the kicks than anything else, I'm afraid.

[playboys-bunny.livejournal.com]

... Is there money involved?

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

Kirk doesn't actually pay people for sex. He's never needed to.

[goddanit.livejournal.com]

IF HARUHI WEREN'T SUCH A VIRGIN LOLI.

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

CURSES!!

[lunary]

Judy would mess around with him, yeah.

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

:D

[pie-rack.livejournal.com]

THERE IS A STRONG POSSIBILITY

my other two girls are 14 and 17 and are not really the sort to sleep with someone in a week. Even Souji had to level up that social link to ten, mister! :<b Of my guys, David and Guy probably would, Yeager might just to be obnoxious, Capell is too derpy and Jansen wants you should take your stupid face and your lady-killing OVER THERE because he got here first, okay? Thank you, okay, thanks.

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

At this rate, I will just let Aeon date-rape him.

[hisbikeahorse]

....now I wish I had female characters.

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

there there.

[hench_wench]

And this went up the day after she started admitting she's in a relationship.

Kiiiirk :(

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

You did?

[objectify.livejournal.com]

After careful consideration, hells to the yes.

[eatenbyadru.livejournal.com]

Dru would too, but you wouldn't want her to.

[bornlogical]

. . . but I only want to judge you.

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

DENIED.

[charmer-snake.livejournal.com]

Medusa probably would. It might be a bad idea, though.

My only other ~lady~ is a dragon. SHE MIGHT LET YOU RIDE HER IN THE UN-EUPHEMISTIC SENSE?

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

If I get killed, Spock will kill me...again.

[moreredcabbage.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhhh the fault of playing lolis and old guys. :(

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

:(

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

I don't think tiny... traps count.

[twistofcetra.livejournal.com]

Aeris mmmmmmmmmmmayyyyyyyyybeeeeeeeeee if she got permission (and/or help) from her boyfriends. But, y'know, she's really pretty well taken care of in the rule-breaking department so probably not, but she'll still flirt with him!


Needy might. It's possible if he played it right and wasn't all objectify-y about it. I mean she's a nerdy teenage girl with an average-to-high sex drive and he's Captain Kirk. So I can't really quite say no, but...

BAWW WHY DON'T I HAVE A SOLID YES FOR THIS ONE :'(

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

I don't think he's gotten over the objectifying stage though :(

[galacticfairy.livejournal.com]

How 'bout a threesome with Alto?

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

Well... he does look like a girl...

[takeme2urpants.livejournal.com]

I don't have any girls

But I DO have a sexually promiscuous tentacle alien

(C'mon Captain, boldly go where no man has gone before... with your dick)

[sauerkraus.livejournal.com]

I KNEW I WOULD FIND YOU IN THIS POST I LOOKED SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU ahahaha

[a-valiant-rose.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[servicewitha.livejournal.com]

. . . hmm.

[borncaptain.livejournal.com]

... That's an interesting hmm.

[fallensol.livejournal.com]

HEY CAPTAIN KIRK.

[divinefailure.livejournal.com]

YOU'D DO THIS LINE UP, RIGHT.