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[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

[scanner target thingy]

Of course! Super-powerful hybridization. I should have realized.

[jerkchester]

Right. One question.

Are you high?

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

Absolutely not. I would never allow my judgement to be clouded by an outside substance, legal or otherwise, in the course of upholding duty.

[jerkchester]

Yeah? You don't know what you're missing then.

If you're not high, then what the flying fuck are you on?

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

Profanity weakens the mind and cheapens the soul. I have no intention of engaging in conversation with vulgarity.

[jerkchester]

[laughs]

You think my soul is expensive? Like it hasn't already been up and down?

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

That is a subject you should perhaps take up with the religious or spiritual leader of your choice. Counseling is not a service I am familiar with.

[jerkchester]

It wasn't religious. I'm saying I saw Heaven and Hell.

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

Oh! New route or old route?

[jerkchester]

Last I checked, old route.

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

[solemn, understanding nod]

Yes, quite an ordeal. The new route is much more convenient.

[jerkchester]

Uh... right.

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

... where did I lose you?

[jerkchester]

How 'bout all of it. Last I checked, going to Hell wasn't exactly a fun trip.

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

[chuckles]

Certainly not by the old route!

[jerkchester]

The route I used was death.

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

........... It seems we've been having separate conversations.

[jerkchester]

Looks like it. There are probably easier ways to get to heaven and hell, but I didn't use 'em. I used the old--fashioned ones. Selling your soul.

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

So you did not know about the alternate routes whatsoever.

[jerkchester]

Nope. But hey, profanity cheapens the soul right? If I keep at it, maybe no one will want it anymore. Saves me the trouble of a return trip.

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

Have you ever visited Greenland?

[jerkchester]

... No.

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

It's a beautiful country, rich in culture and opportunity.

[jerkchester]

Sure it is.

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

[straightens his jacket]