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[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

That is a subject you should perhaps take up with the religious or spiritual leader of your choice. Counseling is not a service I am familiar with.

[jerkchester]

It wasn't religious. I'm saying I saw Heaven and Hell.

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

Oh! New route or old route?

[jerkchester]

Last I checked, old route.

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

[solemn, understanding nod]

Yes, quite an ordeal. The new route is much more convenient.

[jerkchester]

Uh... right.

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

... where did I lose you?

[jerkchester]

How 'bout all of it. Last I checked, going to Hell wasn't exactly a fun trip.

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

[chuckles]

Certainly not by the old route!

[jerkchester]

The route I used was death.

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

........... It seems we've been having separate conversations.

[jerkchester]

Looks like it. There are probably easier ways to get to heaven and hell, but I didn't use 'em. I used the old--fashioned ones. Selling your soul.

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

So you did not know about the alternate routes whatsoever.

[jerkchester]

Nope. But hey, profanity cheapens the soul right? If I keep at it, maybe no one will want it anymore. Saves me the trouble of a return trip.

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

Have you ever visited Greenland?

[jerkchester]

... No.

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

It's a beautiful country, rich in culture and opportunity.

[jerkchester]

Sure it is.

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

[straightens his jacket]

[jerkchester]

... There was a point you're getting to?

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

Nothing to concern yourself with.

[jerkchester]

Okay, that's fucking it. Just kiss and get this crap over with.

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

[eyebrows go up]

[jerkchester]

Well? Come on!

[ridelonesome.livejournal.com]

[so unimpressed by your approach. a most reluctant pucker.]