[IC] Mistletoe continuations/new threads

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[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

Okay, fine. What would you like to do? And just disclaimering right now, creepy ideas are a no-no.

[blastardise]

I want you to tell me in great detail why Tabasco doesn't taste good on cake.

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

I can totally do that.

[blastardise]

Okay. I'm all ears.

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

[stepping closer]

Okay, so, reason one, Tabasco is reaaaaaaaally spicy and cakes are usually sweet. So the taste comes out all wrong and makes you wanna barf.

[blastardise]

. . .

People put wine in cake, and wine isn't sweet.

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

I've never had wine, so I don't know. But I'm pretty sure wine can be sweet.

[blastardise]

Also, opposites attract.

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

That only really applies to bad movies and spanish telenovelas.

[blastardise]

It happens in real life too.

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

Really? Name some examples.

[blastardise]

Magnets.

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

... Uh. I meant people. I'm pretty sure magnets don't want to date each other.

[blastardise]

There's Hijikata-san and every girl he's met. He's a demon and the girls who end up liking him are the nicest girls ever.

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

And there's no reason for it?

[blastardise]

Reason?

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

For the girls liking him. And how is he a demon anyway?

[blastardise]

I don't know. I'm more attractive than he is, so I really don't get it. And he's a demon because he's heartless. He kicks people who he thinks are useless, and beats them up until they cry.

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

I've never met the guy so I don't know. Besides, I don't think being pretty is all that matters. At least, not for girls.

[blastardise]

It's mostly the reason.

Do you want to kiss an ugly guy? A guy with lots of acne? No.

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

Probably.

I actually don't want to kiss any guy. Shocker.

[blastardise]

Hey, me too. But Camp doesn't want things to go your way, so.

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

What are you talking--[looks up finally] ... Oh. Shoot.

[blastardise]

Don't worry. I didn't pull any crazy stuff this time.

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

I suppose there's that. Good job. But now what?