[IC] Mistletoe continuations/new threads

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[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

... Okay. Whatever.

[blastardise]

Do you want to?

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

I don't want to be stuck here, that's all. I can give a little leeway for that. But if you don't want to, then there's nothing I can do.

[blastardise]

[sighs ]

Okay, fine. But can we at least set the mood?

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

Set the mood? Like how?

[blastardise]

I dunno. Like, you can be the girl and I can be the guy, and we'll exchange cheesy lines.

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

[considers protesting for a second and realizes that it's better to do this now before he changes his mind]

Uh, okay.... lesse... You're going to have to fight for love!

[blastardise]

Get back in the kitchen.

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's not fair. It's how they do it in the telenove--wait, was that your pickup line?

[blastardise]

It could be. Depends. We'll probably have to describe our characters first.

I'm Okita Sougo, and I'm a sadistic pretty boy.

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

Right. I'm Rex and I'm a handsome hispanic ...masochist? Forgot what that means...

[blastardise]

Okay. So, I obviously top.

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

Sure. Okay. Whatever that means.

[blastardise]

Ready whenever you are.

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

[swallow]

[stepping closer]

[blastardise]

Rex, if you want to kiss me, you'll have to beg on all fours!

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

...

Wait, what?

[blastardise]

I'm the sadistic pretty boy, and I'm setting the mood.

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

Can we set the mood without the crawling?

[blastardise]

Okay, fine.

[ clears his throat ]

You've done something bad. Very, very bad.

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

[oh I know this]

I'm so sorry, I'll never ever ever do it again. [pause] Dios mio!

[blastardise]

I think you should be punished for this.

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOooooooooo... please forgive me! Por favor!

[blastardise]

Kneel and way "woof", and I'll think about it.

[swissarmycock.livejournal.com]

We're passing on the kneeling, remember?